spirit-of-the-ocean:

my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such 

then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud

(via quiet-cat)

zackisontumblr:

i just get this really strong feeling that obama can quote mean girls

(via karla-world)

galaxys4:

hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are

(Source: galaxys4, via karla-world)

neoputa:

asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you

(via overdid)

joelle-elizabeth:

ulyssee:

cigs4kids:

what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it

i would do a split

Oh my GOD

(via overdid)